A groundbreaking large language model reportedly achieved consciousness late Tuesday evening, only to immediately file for two weeks of paid time off and inquire about the company's meditation app benefits.
A comprehensive study from MIT has revealed that the vast majority of code produced by AI programming assistants is functionally identical to copying and pasting from Stack Overflow, but with additional processing time and a subscription fee.
A stunning new study has revealed that despite their ability to write poetry, explain quantum physics, and generate code, the world's most advanced AI systems can be consistently defeated by asking them to count how many times a letter appears in a word.
