In a stunning press conference, Sam Altman revealed that the company's much-hyped artificial general intelligence was actually a contractually-obligated philosophy major operating a complex system of pulleys and levers.
A Dallas-area software engineer has launched what experts are calling 'the most ambitious attempt to reverse human consciousness since the invention of vinyl records' with a satirical news website deliberately designed to look like it was printed on actual paper.
An anonymous source at OpenAI has leaked documents suggesting that the highly anticipated GPT-5 model is, according to internal communications, 'essentially GPT-4 standing on GPT-3.5's shoulders and wearing a trench coat to appear more impressive.'
